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March
29
2008

Disk Knight Remover

Category [tags]: Fixes, How-To [, ]

Disk Knight is a beneficial virus I have encountered countless times. It’s annoying; especially its way of silent multiplication. It installs itself to the host computer; then infects every drive (usually the flash drives) the host computer gets direct contact to.

I’ve read several methods online on how to remove this nasty beneficial virus. One of the easiest method I found was to download a batch file by Islam Adel; execute it to your computer and poof, no more Disk Knight.

Here’s the file: Disk Knight Remover.

March
29
2008

How to Speed Up Your WordPress With PHP Speedy

Category [tags]: How-To, Internet (Tools) []

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Hey guys!

Loyal visitors of this blog must have noticed the sudden decrease of my blog’s load time. No, I did not switch to a new webhost. This speed-up is attributable to a new WordPress plugin - PHP Speedy.

PHP Speedy is a plugin that joins your JavaScript and CSS files before loading it to your browser. It also removes unnecessary line breaks to your rendered PHP or HTML files to save file size thus shortening load times.

Try it now and feel the change. :D

March
27
2008

Funny UST Scandal

Category [tags]: Fixes, How-To, Internet (Tools) [, , ]

Are you looking for tools to remove the Funny UST Scandal virus? Then, you are on the right track.

Early this afternoon, I was trying to compile an assembly program coded by me when it failed. I tried other assembly programs; the same thing happened. I was reconfiguring my IDE’s settings when I started to suspect my firewall of blocking the assembler. I turned off my firewall and poof, it worked.

AFTER the incident, I forgot to reactivate my firewall. I was clueless that something was happening inside our PC until…

I was conversing with a friend with Yahoo Messenger. I was horrified ’cause my mouse started to move in different directions; and it was typing something on my status bar. It was sending a message to all of my friends.

And it was the Funny UST Scandal.

If you’re looking for a fix, there’s this Visual Basic Application made by a Filipino. It reverts all the infections made by the virus; making your computer clean of traces of the nasty virus.

You can download the fix here. :D

Good luck.

March
23
2008

How to Use Peter Answers?

Category [tags]: How-To []

Did your just friend introduce you to his psycho friend Peter? If you’re looking for ways to have successful telepathy with him, then you’re on the right spot!

What is Peter Answers?

For those who doesn’t have any knowledge about Peter Answers, it is a virtual tarot web application that can answer virtually any question. With the vast number of questions he receives everyday, you still have to type a petition for him to answer your question. Peter doesn’t mind if your question’s too serious, intimate or lame. Here’s a link to the web app.

What’s the trick behind it?

Obviously, Peter Answers has a trick behind it and there really is one.

Try typing a petition as instructed in the instructions and ask him a question. This way, he won’t give you a good answer. He’ll just say, “I will not answer if you doubt about me” or the likes.

Now, here’s how to let it work.

Requirements. First, you need a (1) friend to fool. Then, you need a (2) gadget (must support JavaScript, CSS and xHTML) with an (3) Internet connection. I bet by reading this, you have 2 and 3.

First, you go to PeterAnswers.com. Then, don’t type the petition right away. Ask your friend a question to ask Peter. Be sure to know the answer, or you may ask him to shout the answer to your internet-capable gadget.

Now that you know the answer to your friend’s question, you are ready to ask the petition. Ask the petition by hitting the letter ‘P’ to fool your friend that you’re typing something like “Peter, please answer:”. After that, hit the key “.” (that’s period) then type the answer. The answer will not appear on the text box but instead the textbox will be filled by a mock petition “Peter, please answer the following question:” depending on the length of the answer. After typing the answer, you have to hit the key “.” (period) to let him know that you have just finished typing the answer. Then, finish typing the entire petition. Don’t forget to end your petition with a colon (:).

Peter now knows the answer to your question. This time, you have to fill the question textbox  the question you want to ask Peter. Always remember to end a question with a question mark (?).

After hitting the question mark, Peter will show a mock-”loading bar”. Then, Peter will answer your question.

Weeee, that’s it. I hope you find it useful. It’s now time to trick your friends! :D

February
16
2008

Incoming Freshmen: How to Confirm Slot in the University of the Philippines?

Category [tags]: How-To, Public Service

Hi.Just a while ago, I’ve confirmed my slot in the University of the Philippines. Confirming a slot is important because as we all know admission to the said University is stiff.

Now, what you’ll need is an internet connection and your UP Notice of Admission (it looks like the one below). Take note of your student number and your PIN (both fields are highlighted above). Keep your PIN as confidential as possible, someone might access your account thru that number. (more…)