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Hey guys.

If you’re looking for high-quality preproofread song ltrics, then you’ve landed to the right page. The righest one in the entire cyberspace.

Okay, what I am doing now is SEOing a high trend low dense keyword (just heard this term from kuya Jehz), ltrics. I found this out after I misspelled the word lyrics while searching for the lyrics of the song “It Is Well With My Soul”.

I prefer not to disappoint you so I’m giving out links to real lyrics repositories:

1. Lyrics Area
2. LetsSingIt.com
3. Lyrics Mania

You may be wondering why I am posting the lyrics of the song “Eyes Like An Angel Smiles Like A Devil”. Just keep on wondering. I’m sure a lot of people would gonna need this thing.

This post is under the influence of kuya Jehz Laurente who invited me to join them in posting the lyrics of the song “Simple Songs” by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. What was the name of the song again? Shestheoneforme.

Simple Songs by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Simple songs about simple things
Is what makes my baby swing
Shes got eyes like an angel smiles like a devil
Man you know she’s the real thing
so
When my baby’s not around
The whole world hears my poor heart pound
Cause
“Man you know that she’s the one for me”

When I see that crazy smile
Makes it all well worth while
Love my baby can’t deny
Couldn’t hide it if I try

So at the end of the day I can clearly say
She’s the only one for me.
No one else Id rather see
Nowhere else I’d rather be

Than hangin’ with my baby tight
Morning, afternoon & night
Love that girl I can’t deny
Couldn’t hide it if I try

Pinoy Money Talk is a late-night TV show hosted by no other than Kuya James of Pinoy Money Talk. It is aired on his own network, Pinoy Money Talk TV, which has recently been granted by the National Telecommunications Commission a permission to air microwaves of TV-range frequency. The said show talks mainly on Offline Business and Internet Marketing.

Based on recent ratings released by a controversial media research group, the show had the highest rating among its other nichemates. Since the show was aired to public, the two long-fighting networks’ Business shows’ ratings drastically went down, therefore forcing them to suspect Pinoy Money Talk of cheating the ratings. The two other networks filed a civil case against Pinoy Money Talk. Due investigation was done, and it ended up that the case hit back the two networks like a boomerang. Then poof, it became Coco Crunch.

Oooops, sorry for that. It really feels bad when you try to force your imagination to imagine! Pinoy Money Talk is actually a blog by Kuya James. I am making this post as an entry to his $75.00 SEO contest. Who knows, I may win this contest!

Enough of those poorly-structured sentences.

The text above is purely fiction.

Waaa, I’ve been a bad blogger lately. It’s been a long time ago since I posted a good post. I promise to post a good post soon. I have tons of postables posts on Draft mode, I hope I can have time to finish them soon.

Ooops, how about making this post a good post? Nice idea. Just changed the title of this post from “This Blog Needs Good Post” to “Drawbacks of Bad Posts”, FYI.

First, I have to define bad posts on my own unhumble (haha) words. Bad posts are:

• sponsored review posts. Why? Paid reviews are usually sugarcoated posts (in kuya Blogie’s terms). Most of the reviewers doesn’t even have a first-hand exposure to the service or the product.
• posts made just to drive traffic (SEOing for traffic). I’ve created a lot of them: the UPCAT, DLSUCET, ACET and MSU-SASE posts. Even though they’re almost worthless except for the results page link, they generate a lot of hits anyway.

I must admit that at least 10 of my previous posts fit my own definition of a bad post (ang labo ko!). Here are the drawbacks of having crappy posts one after another (based on my own experience):

• Sudden decrease in average visit length. Uhm, it’s obvious. No one would care to stay long to a blog with crap posts.
• Drop of feed subscribers. I used to have 30+ feed subscribers on weekends. When I started posting bad posts, it decreased to 20+. Huhuhu.

Lesson learned. Never post a bad post again. I mean, do not post bad posts one after another. Alternating good and bad posts would do.

Ooops, another bad post!

Davao City tops the “UPCAT” keyword among all the cities around the globe according to Google Trends.

The data graph [available through the Google Trends result] suggests that the search volume for the keyword is increasing by the first part of First Quarter and at the maximum at the mid-part of the same quarter every year. The said periods are the schedule for the release of UPCAT (University of the Philippines College Admission Test) results.

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UPCAT 2008* results are expected to be released this February.

* taken last 2007, to be released this 2008 for school year 2008-2009

Are you looking for good qoutes? Then, you are on the right page! You have just reached my qoutes collection post.

Qoutes, as defined by my instinct, is obviously the mispronunciation of the word “quotes”. Neat, huh?! Another thing, did you know that according to Google Trends data, the Philippines tops the number of search queries for the string “qoutes”. What a shame!

This post is a keyword hijack. On the qoutes collection I promised on the post title, its nonexistent. Anyway, the word “qoute” doesn’t really exist! Thanks to kuya Marhgil Macuha for giving an idea for this post. I’m not giving him a backlink anymore, he doesn’t need it anymore. Hahahaha! Peace!

Vedio. Sounds weird, right?

Vedio is not a brand, okay. When I first read a blog post title on Vedio, I first thought that it was a brand of a video recorder or whatsoever. After doing some extensive research, I found out that vedio is just the misspelled counterpart of the word video. Dumb right? Video, it’s so far away from vedio! Hahaha.

Doing a Google Trends search on vedio, you can see from Google’s data that the keyword is searched the most in Bangladesh. Then Morocco, Sri Lanka, Algeria and Egypt ranks next. What’s so common with them: uhm, no comment! I hate insulting.

As you can see on the search screenshot above, even a news publication website misspells the word. See that article on letter C, Vedio Game Reviews by Taipei Times.

Now that there is a mini-SEO contest of the keyword vedio here in the Philippines, I’m afraid that the constant checking of ranks of the participants put us in the top 10 regions searching the keyword. It’s such a shame ifever that happens.

As I read on one of the vedio blog post’s comment, someone said that language is dynamic. Yes it is. Is it high time to change the way video is spelled? Or is it time to accept the word vedio as a counterpart word for video?

Vedio downloads. Vedio streaming. Vedio coverage. Sounds weird! Nangaasar. Sarap pakinggan ng salitang vedio eh.

Related Posts on Vedio:
Let’s Talk About Vedio by Marhgil Macuha
SEO on Vedio by Kenneth Mendoza
Meet Vedio The Kitten by Dennison Uy
Vedio Could Make You a Lot of Money by McBilly Wilford Sy
Vedio: A New Discovery by Monaco
Vedio: Defined and Elaborated by Jehzreel Laurente